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Any of my followers know somewhere I can get cheap and good quality leather working tools?

somethingbookish:

I’ve seen quite a few copies of Brandon Sanderson’s books around campus and it makes me super happy~!

And then I want to go chat with them about which books they’ve read, how they like them, which part are they on, do they know about the cosmere and then I don’t because I can’t talk to people.

Say something like “I’ll be your Kaladin Stormblessed to your Shallan Davar” if they laugh. Go for it.

gorecoveredrampager:

I like how everyone on tumblr wants to move to England and then there’s the Romans who thought it was the ass end of the world. 

It IS the ass end of the world

tellittoreadersdigest:

one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard

If I don’t answer your text, it’s because either A) My phone’s out of battery, B) Out of signal range, C) I haven’t seen it or D) I’M FUCKING BUSY. 

I have a life too, I have to shit to get on with. 

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.