never wanna look like that
this makes me want to throw up. And never eat again.
don’t worry, neither of you could ever even dream of looking as good as i look :)
i don’t normally reblog photosets like this, but dear tumblr WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Oh no, there’s a woman on the internet who weighs more than a 100 lbs and is happy and confident. The hive-bots swarm around prepared to attack and destroy. I swear some of you have lost all sense of humanity as you move about on auto-pilot parroting everything and everyone around you. Senselessly, callously, subconsciously moving about to hurt and mock others for no reason other than their appearance makes you uncomfortable. That’s what makes me sick. This girl is fine, you’re the ones with the sickness, the deep-seeded problems of a society caught within the grips of a plague. It’s the plague of bitterness, a plague of a bunch of dicks who decided that all women should fit within their concept of beauty, and for whatever reason everyone decided to agree with those dicks. It’s the sickness of not being able to think for yourself, to think before you make any actions. It’s the sickness of not knowing when to shut the hell up and just spew whatever terrible acid you can and not know where it flies.
Would you have the same amount of bravado if you saw this girl in real life? Would you dare say the same things to her face you snide, smug, juvenile little shits? I hardly think so. You’re all a bunch of cowards hiding behind your computer screens immune and ignorant to the consequences of your own calloused cruel behavior.
Next time you dare open your mouth to call someone disgusting or talk about how whatever it is that’s doing is making you sick, here’s a tip: unless it’s something like murdering children or drinking dog piss don’t. Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. Learn to close the gaping maw of idiocy that is your mouth. People will like you more, think you’re smarter. Because whenever you open that idiot-box of yours, stupid seems to fly out.
Dorandawes, you are wonderful.
I really can’t agree any more. I wonder how much these people truly think for themselves, or if they think they should find this fabulous, confident woman disgusting because she’s actually enjoying herself and she isn’t a size 0. To the original poster, you seem like a total babe and I am sure you bloody well know that.
And to the two cunts upstairs, you’re the kind of people who make me sick.
For the two asswagonfucktrumpets, have this.
I’ve seen quite a few copies of Brandon Sanderson’s books around campus and it makes me super happy~!
And then I want to go chat with them about which books they’ve read, how they like them, which part are they on, do they know about the cosmere and then I don’t because I can’t talk to people.
Say something like “I’ll be your Kaladin Stormblessed to your Shallan Davar” if they laugh. Go for it.
I just watched this four times I just can’t look away it is so beautiful
I like how everyone on tumblr wants to move to England and then there’s the Romans who thought it was the ass end of the world.
It IS the ass end of the world
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
I just won Cards Against Humanity forever.
I laughed until I cried
Oh my god that’s oh my god
i laughed way too hard at this
The Wendigo is a spirit of famine from the folklore of the Algonquian peoples of the Great Lakes and much of Canada east of the Rockies. It is common in Midwestern horror stories and folktales. It is thought of as a malevolent cannibalistic spirit that could possess humans or a monster that humans could physically transform into. Those who indulged in cannibalism were at particular risk,and the legend appears to have reinforced this practice as a taboo.
It is said that in times of famine, any human that is driven to eat the flesh of another person in their hunger may become a Wendigo.
The Wendigo has an insatiable appetite. Whenever it eats a person it grows in proportion to the size of its meal, causing its hunger to grow more and more intense.
Please note that Wendigo are among the unpleasant category of monsters that are summoned by the mention of their name. The middle of Summer is about the only safe time to talk about them out loud. They can also use your name against you- if it’s the middle of Winter, and you hear your name in the howling wind, DON’T GO OUTSIDE. Get a friend to tie you to a bed or lock you in a closet if need be.
HOLY SHIT HOW ABOUT NO
FUCK. THAT. NOISE.
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